Friday, September 21, 2007


MAIN CHARACTER NAMED BOWMAN?

Friday, September 14, 2007

Wednesday, August 29, 2007



POROUS WALKER IS PROBABLY A GENIUS.


HE NEVER UPDATES WWW.OWLTOOTH.COM VERY MUCH!

Tuesday, August 28, 2007


I DONT KNOW WHO MADE THIS.

NEAT!

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

TALK
"NO, WE ARE IN THE WOODS"
TALKING TALKING
"NO, ITS VERY DARK"
TALK TALKING
"NO, NEVER EVER"
TALKER TALKS
"THE MOSS"
QUESTIONS TALKING
"VERY WARM, DARK, MANY NOISES"
TALKING SLOWLY
"I'M TIRED"

Thursday, June 14, 2007

TURN LEAD INTO GOLD
TURN LEAD INTO GOLD



SEARCH AND FIND THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE
SEARCH AND FIND THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE




PROPORTION THE ELIXIR GRANTING ETERNAL LIFE
PROPORTION THE ELIXIR GRANTING ETERNAL LIFE


Tuesday, May 15, 2007

man
bogus blog
ill hook up my scanner
soon guys
sorry

ive been spun
really
sorry

im not even capping this
you know im out of it

i feel bad for
the average 5 people
who come here each day

Wednesday, April 25, 2007


WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN?

HAPPEN
HAPPEN

HAPPEN


HAPPEN

HAPPEN
HAPPEN

HAPPEN

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

UNIVERSE
NEMESIS

UNIVERSE
NEMESIS

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

DOUBLE POST

ETERNITY UNIVERSE ACKNOWLEDGES
JOSHUA CASTLE'S GENIUS
AND POSTS HIS WORK
ON THE WALL OF ITS ROOM
(YES THE UNIVERSE LIVES IN A ROOM)


DOOMMETALLIFE.BLOGSPOT.COM

ALSO
ETERNITY UNIVERSE HAS 4 OR 5 COPYS OF

ETERNITY UNIVERSE
VERSUS
GUTTER MAGIC
AN EPIC BATTLE
VOLUME ONE

LEFT FOR DISTRIBUTION

A SHOUT OUT TO THE INSPIRERER

Monday, April 9, 2007









CONTACT ETERNITY UNIVERSE
FOR MAILING OUT THIS
FOR A COPY
IN YOUR HANDS

Monday, April 2, 2007

UPDATE FROM SPACE
ALL IS SILENT
NO LIGHT FROM
ANY MAJOR EVENTS
HAS REACHED US
DARK AND WEIRD
AND NOTHING

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

YOU CAN COUNT TO THE MILLION
BUT YOU CAN REACH HIGHER NUMBERS
BY
NOT
COUNTING

Monday, March 19, 2007

IS THERE LIFE
WITH NO BODY?



SO THIS IS LIFE
WITH NO BODY.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

NOW
I AM
OLDER

AND
COLDER
NOW IM OLDER AND COLDER

Sunday, March 11, 2007

moon formation happens slowly. a planet spinning through space draws smaller particles by gravitation. a good example of this is saturn's rings. the particles of space dust that make up the bands are drawn into larger bodies by gravitation. think of it like a katamari collecting space dust until you pick up all the dust and make a moon. solar systems are made the same way. they start as bands around a star. this all takes a long time. time is gnarly.

"WHY IS EVERYTHING SO REALLL???"
~MARCUS SEARS

Saturday, March 10, 2007

tonight we talked about geology.
some had answers. some did not.
jim was in the former category.
jim is awesome.
i watched john try to envision a billion years of erosion.
how ambitious!
a girl said that jim walked home! thats far.
buffalo is flat because its on delta. old delta.
get a grasp on time, folks. its important.
this is a little drunken. ill probably delete it when i see it.
then hopefull i will give you a good thought
linking solar system and moon formation.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

ETERNITY UNIVERSE
AFFECTIONATELY FEATURING
KIRSTEN DUNST
READING SAGAN

ETERNITY UNIVERSE WOULD LIKE TO THANK
THE LOVELY DANA PASSARIELLA
FOR KNOWING WHICH CELEBRITIES
I HAVE CRUSHES ON
AND ALERTING ME TO ANY PICTURES
THAT SHE FINDS ON THE TABLOID SITES
THAT I MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN VIEWING
AND ALSO SUGGESTING THAT
KIRSTEN DUNST IS KEEPING TRACK
OF MY READING LIST
AND IS PROBABLY PRETTY INTO ME

also i edited that last post
cause it was lame
sorry for that

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

I WAS IN THE FUTURE
BUT NOW AM BACK
THE PRESENT
BUT I AM VERY ILL
I HAVE FUTURE SICKNESS IN SPACE
IT IS COMMON
IT MAY PASS
BUT NOW
WITH FUTURE SICKNESS IN SPACE
THE SILENCE
ALL AT ONCE
AND YOU FEEL NOTHING AND EVERYTHING

Tuesday, February 20, 2007



"The astronomer Sir William Huggins frightened the world in 1910. He was minding his own business, doing astronomy, but as a result of his astronomy (the work I'm talking about was done in the last third of the nineteenth century) there were national panics in Japan, in Russia, in much of the southern and midwestern United States. A hundred thousand people in the pajamas emerged onto the roofs of Constantinople. The pope issued a statement condemning the hoarding of cylinders of oxygen in Rome. And there were people all over the world who committed suicide. All because of Sir William Huggins's work..."
~Sagan

During this time, was talk of the possibility of the earth travelling through the tail of Halley's Comet. Huggins used a spectrometer to analyze the chemical quality of the comet. He found bands indicating C2, NH3, NH2, and CN. CN is cyanide. Astronomers tried to tell poeple that it wasn't clear that we would pass through the tail, and if we did there would be such low concentration of CN that everything would be fine. But nobody believed astronomers.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

THE EPICEST THING

Saturday, February 17, 2007

TREES FLOAT
ACROSS TRAVERSE
SLOWLY SO HIGH
DECIDUOUS CLOUDS
EVERY ORIENTATION
SO GREEN
CLEARLY HEALTHY

THEIR ROOT STRUCTURES
ARE AMAZING

Thursday, February 15, 2007


ERNST HAECKEL
Ernst was a prolific scientist.
He drew amazing pictures from his travels.
The diversity of the Canary Islands proves beautiful and amazing.
He seemed fixated on symmetry expecially radial symmetry.
He is also famous for his theory of recapitulation, where
ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
Or maybe it was the other way around, i think thats it though.
At the time there was a lot of ideas shooting around,
but in light of modern science it seems a little silly to me.
A miss of the target but genius anyway.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

THE NATURE OF THE EXPANSION OF THE UNIVERSE


the clouds have always travelled backward.
they go in reverse.
they are lying jerks.
that is why i did not include them in this picture.

ETERNITY UNIVERSE

i was just kidding about the clouds.
but it got me thinking
and reminded me of something i read.
its nothing that can be studied very well,
but its a thought i read.
it has to do with the universe someday contracting
just as it seems to be expanding now.
it is the idea that time as we percieve it
goes forward
and that time
as the universe contracts will go backward.
(ive never carried this thought any farther
but lets see where it goes.)
so everything that happens as the universe expands
happens again, as the universe contracts,
in reverse.
could you imagine being concious,
living life in reverse?
starting life with death.
ending life with birth.
all of this being totally normal
because its all you know.
what if at any moment
the universe reverses its direction
and i type this backwarddrawkcab siht epyt i dna
HAHA JUST KDDING ITS STILL GOING THE SAME WAY

sometime soon i'll explain this other wierd thing about
the nature
of the expansion
of the universe

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

ETERNITY UNIVERSE FEATURING JETPACKS


discovery

1984 summer olympics

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

ETERNITY UNIVERSE FEATURING JOSH

josh sent me this in the mail.
its a little booklet thing.
its like 3 big x 4 large or so.
its so awesome.




Monday, February 5, 2007

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ANOUNCEMENT:

ETERNITY UNIVERSE LOVES FRANK NAPOLSKI

Sunday, February 4, 2007

Friday, February 2, 2007

Thursday, February 1, 2007

eternity universe

eternity universe blog is nothing special. but the actual universe is really gnarly.







these are the four perfect solids. all of their sides are made of identical polygons. pythagoras was a bit of a mystic. he was really into these. he was super psyched on these things. hes the guy that gets credit for a^2+b^3=c^2, but it was probly one of his folowers who figured it out or something. some accounts make this all sound like a math cult. the old pythagorean math cult. this is only 4 of these perfect solids. they thought they were so important, like they were intrinsic to the geometry of the universe and the planets perfectly circular orbits. they strongly linked these solids to the "4 elements"- earth water fire wind.


theres another one though. its the dodecahedron. the fifth element. for some reason they mistrusted this shape, so they tried to keep it a secret like it was evil. it was scary and bad to them. i went ahead and boldly blasted this shape right here in the eternity universe blog. look at if if you want. it doesnt have an effect on me but, dude maybe they were right about this thing. im not trying to sound braver than pythagoras, but it doesnt scare me.